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Fantasy Football Pledge of Allegiance

I, (state your name) hereby solemnly swear to draft to the best of my ability, to be on time,  to pay on time, and to avoid, at all costs being "phone guy" at any and all drafts. I will maintain integrity, and I will show fantasy football intelligence through research and hard work, NOT by picking up a magazine on the way to my draft. I will continue to 'dish' out trash talk, however take it with dignity and respect. Under no circumstances will I engage in financial collusion with ANY other player within my league. This includes products, goods, services, and value meals. I will respect my commissioner, regardless of how intelligent he may be. Furthermore, if records indicate in any one season, that I am mathematically eliminated from playoff action, I swear to do what is best for my team, as well as my league, as it affects my fellow fantasy players.  Additionally, I hereby promise to maintain self control, and in NO WAY-SHAPE-and FORM will I resort to physical violence. I agree to EACH leagues goal, to integrate more and more females into the sport of fantasy football, especially when they rate a '7 or above' on the 1 to 10 scale. I will follow each rule, as stated in league bi-laws. I will strongly oppose 'auto drafting'. Moreover, I will agree to a 'no trade clause' with any family member or significant other, within my league. Finally, I will not willfully wish injury upon any Quarterback, Running Back, Wide Receiver, Tight End, Kicker, or defensive player, as fantasy football karma will swiftly and harshly be applied to my own players.  The following fantasy football pledge is made with liberty, and fantasy football justice for ALL.


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09/01/2012 11:15AM
Fantasy Football Pledge of Allegiance
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09/11/2012 11:41PM
My god ! Get a life
Being a fantasy person is the same as playing dugens and dragons.... Just plain geeky! Writing a pledge if allegiance is the only thing that could be more pathetic... The fact that you might be getting paid for such nerdery is the only saving grace for this utter waste of grown mens time... Seriously all these people playing "fantasy" should play with thier children, spend quality time with a wife or elderly family member.... Please join the real world
10/19/2012 12:59PM
Let's decipher the comment from "Get a life"
"I like sports but I only like things that I understand about sports.... I also was in a relationship of some kind with a horrible man who didn't shower me with attention constantly and had outside diversions to keep him from going insane by listening to my constant nagging... If I don't like something, I'm going to make fun of it and anyone who likes it because that will make me feel better about myself... Please, anyone, date me because I'm a lonely fool who has nothing better to do than to tear down something that millions of people participate in because it's fun for them.... This is a cry for help" I think that about sums it up.
11/11/2012 3:40PM
People at work who spend 3 hours a day on their FF TEAM LINEUPS EVERTDAY
I work with someone like this. Get a life fits very well here.
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