Big Show Big Caption Contest

Some of This Week's Entries:
-I'm sick of being the quarterback. Tonight i want to be the receiver.
   -Matt, Wind Lake
-Jay Cutler prepares to take a dump on the Bears' season.
   -Jeff, New Berlin
-Bear Down Chicago Bears
   -Jeff, Pewaukee
-Bears franchise Quarterback assumes the normal position, "Thank you sir, my I have another interception."
   -Mark, Racine
-Five Lashes For All My Picks Thrown In The Redzone!!
   -David, Milwaukee
-Well, only 259 more picks to catch Brett!
   -Matt, Grafton
-I need to get in better shape if I'm going to be chasing after defensive backs all season
   -Scott, Grafton
-What happened to my skills? Did I drop them down here?
   -Derrick, Tosa
-Cutler doing his best Sparky Friday night pose.
   -Chuck, Pewaukee
-Hey Ramie, I guarantee you if you kiss my ass, you'll lose another 15lbs by Thanksgiving!!
   -Lee, Milwaukee
-This may not be the woods but I really need to take a dump
   -Jared, Waukesha
-Culter readies for public ass kicking, one fan at a time
   -Big Matt, Muskego
-Why can't Sparky love me too.
   -Big Matt, Muskego
-WOW!!!!!!! this chicago style pizza really gives me baaaaad gas!!!!!
   -Ed, Glendale
-As Mike Dikta Crosses the field ... Cutler... bows and begins chanthing....."Im not worty....I'm not worthy
   -Jon, Waukesha